
Was it Dita Von Teese infiltrating the fashion pack that announced burlesque to the masses and creating an explosion of mediocre acts, who perhaps felt an affinity to the glamour and excitement of old school stripping.
Who was this creature? What does she do? What is burlesque? And why is she going out with Marylyn Manson?
The simmering arrival brought an avalanche of questions and intrigue.
Burlesque is universally known as a series of acts of parody, cabaret with the main attraction being a striptease or two.
I went to a burlesque show earlier this year at Raymond’s Revue bar that promised titillation, fun, glamour!
The top billed ‘star’ was inept, unattractive and out of shape. I kept looking for the cameras, humouring my companion that it was a reality show called ‘Made’ by MTV, in which a person is given four weeks to train up into what they’ve always wanted to be.
I’m tired of these new
unskilled wannabes gyrating awkwardly, fair skinned with vulgar tan lines. Or the overtly sexual ones, verging on porn, with no sensual seduction, possessing no actual sexual allure.
I caught Catherine D’lish at the Immodesty Blaize’s show at Koko in May this year. I had seen Ms Blaize in action four years before somewhere in Soho and had since been a fan of her thoroughly entertaining camp extravaganza.
Amongst the over top entertainment, including Marc Almond, one stood out.
Catherine D’lish undulated and seduced her way through her acts. Her finale, involving a martini glass and lots and lots of bubbles, brought the house down. Her style was polished and graceful, reminisct of Dita Von Teese.
Born and raised in San Diego with dreams of becoming a surgeon, Catherine first started out in burlesque after answering an advert as a teenager for nude dancers at a strip club.
“The strip club I started at was small, dark and seedy - I had never seen anyplace like it before. The club didn't care what kind of music you danced to, just as long as you played three songs.
To entertain myself I played all kinds of ridiculous music. Out of all the music I would dance to, my favorite songs to strip to were always the classic burlesque style pieces and that hasn't changed to this day.
It wasn't long after that I discovered the world of competitive stripping, and competing with classic striptease seemed perfect for me. I began making more elaborate costumes and props as I delved deeper and deeper into the world of stripping.
As I began collecting titles, I started to build a reputation for myself performing the classic burlesque-style striptease.”
You move gracefully and are flexible, were you trained in ballet?"Thank you for the compliment. I was not trained in ballet, the way I move is a result of just hanging out with myself in front of a mirror and rehearsing in the mirror.
I'd spent years of my life studying music and horsemanship, so training and practicing were a way of life for me already- that's just what one does, isn't it?
I set up mirrored walls at home, and spent time stretching and practicing- I thought it was fun! I never did the dancing-in-front-of-the-mirror-singing-into-a-hairbrush thing as a younger girl, so I think this was my way of making up for lost time."
Your moves are in a league of their own, fluid, sensual and effortless, did you teach yourself or learn from a 'master'?"All of that time spent in my home studio resulted in the way that I dance, and the things I do are just what I think work best with my particular body type. I spent hours of fun getting very groovy with some pretty entertaining music."
What are the good and bad sides of burlesque? "I would have to say that my favorite thing about burlesque is the fun of putting a show together. I have a great time conceptualizing acts, designing props, doing the costumes, choreographing the numbers, it's a great hobby, and then to also have the enjoyment of performing it.
There are always shows-to-do-lists swimming around in my mind.
I like to travel, and always enjoy meeting new people.
I'd have to say that if there was a "bad side" of burlesque, it's that they have not all yet come to fruition! I have met many sweet and enthusiastic people in the ‘burlesque world’ and if there is any negative side to it, I don't let it interfere with my good time."
What made you branch out into costume design?"When I first started stripping, I began making silly outfits to dance in. It was a great hobby. It still is!"
What do you think of people who see burlesque as merely stripping?"It doesn't bother me at all if people blur the lines between what is perceived as ‘merely stripping’ and ‘burlesque.’
I've been doing basically the exact shows these days in beautiful theaters as I once did in the strip clubs so I'm definitely not one to hop on a soapbox and sanctimoniously proclaim the virtues of pure burlesque over the evils of the stripping world!
If you are looking for a definition of what burlesque is, or what the differences are between strippers and burlesque performers, I will happily steer you in another direction. There are many people that will happily pontificate on the subject, I will only under duress."
Do you feel a sexual tension between you and your audience?"Um... yes... of course I do. It's very hot. H-O-T."
Where have you performed?"I have been lucky enough to have performed across North America and Europe. There are still many countries to explore..."
Do you see anyone as your direct rival?"Do you mean like a
'War of The Super Strippers'? No, I don't consider anybody as my "rival"..."
I saw DVT in Paris and I think you both have the same seductive feline moves, did you train together? How did you and DVT become friends or work partners? What do you think is the secret to her success? 
"Dita and I met some time ago. I was working with a nightclub on their grand opening and invited her to come and perform.
I had a nasty knee injury (which sadly sidelined me for months), and as
she quite liked my glass number, I plopped her into my glass and taught her the ‘moves’. We became pals and I began working with her on her shows and doing her costuming. That sort of thing seems to happen with any girl I spend time with!
The martini glass she uses was made to match my champagne glass, and we performed together a bit- a ‘dueling glasses’ act. I was there for years as her career took off and saw how one thing led to the next and again and again to higher levels of success.
She has always had a strong desire and determination to succeed that has served her well."
How did the connection with Immodesty Blaize come about and what do you think of her book, Tease?"I received an email inviting me to perform in the Tease show in London this year and I was absolutely delighted to accept.
It was a fun-filled week working with a great group of entertainers and a live band, which can be the best, so that was part of the appeal for me.
I made some great new friends and we all enjoyed the experience. I have not read Immodesty's book, but I wish her great success with it."
Have you ever thought about writing or producing a book?"I have been asked about this before, but I just don't think it's my time yet. Perhaps someday..."
What about workshops? And how come I didn't know about the workshop in London! I would have loved to go, same with anyone who attended the show after seeing you."I've been acting as a burlesque guidance counselor/ creative director/ costume designer/ choreographer/ coach for many ladies for so long now, that the segue into the workshops was just a natural progression.
I've been having a truly marvelous time with my new students and
feel like a burlesque den mother now. It is really fun for me to travel and teach and I couldn't ask for nicer or more fabulous pupils."
Any spicy antidotes of ‘mad rich Russians’ wanting to sweep you off your feet and live happily ever fabulous in a Serbian castle?"I am sorry to report that I have yet to have my feet swept out from under me but I like the idea!
I have met many "mad rich Russians", and many many mad/ not-so-mad and rich/not-so-rich potential suitors from different countries, but not the one..."
Are you always in character as Catherine D'Lish all the time? "Well, yes- I am Catherine, and I don't see myself as a ‘character.’
It's just me.
All the time.
Whether I am on stage or not, I'm not the type to put on an act, although
I generally keep my clothes on in public."How do you think men like to see women dressed? "There are many different types of men with many different kinds of taste in a woman's appearance. I think that the term ‘there is someone for everybody’ idea is based in reality.
I've heard men say that they think a woman looks best in an old t-shirt, is there really a guy that gets all hot and bothered by a baggy t-shirt? Then the world must be a wondrous place for him!
On a similar note, every woman has a different intention when she dresses herself.
I do quite like the notion of dressing to attract, of
making irresistible bait out of oneself..."
Are you a natural red hair, why the change from blonde to red? It suits you by the way, sets you apart."Thank you for the compliment. I am a natural blonde, but have not had a natural hair color since I was a kid. I have always had a soft spot for redheads, so I suppose that had something to do with the transition to my appearance now. I have no desire to change it again, and I suspect that I will remain a redhead for a good, long time."
It doesn't look quite right for a burlesque star to have a 6-pack, what do you do to stay in shape? "I don't think that I am in any danger of ever sporting a six-pack (or drinking one!)
Dancing and yoga are my preferred ways to exercise and I have a pretty healthy diet. Occasional recreational eating, but mostly I like to stick with fresh and nutritious food."
Have you had any plastic surgery to perhaps reach a certain aesthetic goal or would you rule it out?"I am often asked whether my breasts have been surgically enhanced or not. They are home-grown, but I have sometimes thought that they could be improved upon and at one time seriously considered having them done.
I think I was
influenced by the cartoons in Playboy I loved as a child. When I started to mature, I thought that my breasts were not as attractive as what I believed to be standard.
I found that I wasn't the only person that felt that way- I once had a stunning girl come up to me, saying that she couldn't/shouldn't/wouldn't expose her breasts on stage because they were freakish. Naturally curious (can you blame me?), I asked her to show them to me.
To my delight,
she unveiled two of the most perfect breasts I have ever seen.I told her:
"Of course they look weird to you, breasts that beautiful don't come along every day!"
It is strange and sad that very beautiful people can find themselves repulsive.
Back to plastic surgery, I've known people that have had it, and as a result, greatly improved their self-esteem. If it really makes a person feel better, and they go to a very good doctor, I can support it..."
Where can we find you nowadays? "Nowadays, I am doing plenty of traveling to perform and teach. I will be in Europe doing shows for most of the rest of 2009. As for what I am up to, I am looking forward to developing some new shows for myself as soon as I possibly can!"
For events, workshops and more info on where you can find Miss D'lish go to
www.cdlish.comAll images belong and are copyrighted to Catherine D'lish.
You can read more of Miss D'Lish on Starbright by going to the May article 'Immodesty Blaize and the fantastic 8!'